
Hey everyone! Look what I got for Christmas! A brand new teenager. (Somebody help me!) It came complete with mood swings, pms, back talking, and if you dangle money in front of her she might do her chores! I've tried to return it to the store but there was a "no return policy" slapped on her back side. Just think in five years I can send her to this thing they call college. (If I give them $20,000!) Oh yea, and batteries were not included, the instruction manual said just give candy and soda and she's wired for days!













